GALLERY: Let's start off with what everybody else has been talking about: politics. George Bush was sworn in yesterday as president. What are your thoughts on the occasion?
ZAPPA: It's a bunch of garbage! There we had all those Republicans – who should have been at the inaugural with flashlights, trying to find George's thousand points of light – while around them were people who would love to have a bowl of rice and a roof over their heads. Bush could have made big points with everyone if he had rented some fucking tents for those [homeless] people to get them through the winter! (read more)